Start your morning the right way… or else. This Angry Unicorn Coffee Mug is saying what many people think before filling their first cup: “Coffee. Or I start ramming people.” The graphic faces outward when held in the right hand (left-handed? Check our separate Left-Handed Listing.) This way, everyone around always gets the message.

❓ Do you know someone who gets emotionally explosive in the morning, if too much is going on between the bed and coffee pot? It's fine if it's you or a friend or someone next to you, as most of us are reading this silently. Either way, this mug is:

• A perfect daily companion
• An assertive conversation starter
• A great personality match for someone

It’s available in multiple accent colors to match its owner’s style or level of morning tolerance. 

🎁 A Perfect Gift For:
• Friends and Frenemies
• Coffee lovers with attitude
• Coworkers who really shouldn’t be spoken to before their coffee
• Anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor

⚙️ Product Features
• 11 oz ceramic mug (perfect daily size)
• Microwave-safe for quick reheating
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
• White ceramic with colored interior & handle
• Glossy finish with vibrant, long-lasting print
• Lead- and BPA-free

📐 Dimensions
11 oz Mug
Height: 3.78"
Diameter: 3.23"

🛡️ Care
Dishwasher-safe or hand wash with warm water and soap.

🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Accepted within 14 days of delivery.

Let's work to make mornings more honest!